Tuesday, January 20, 2009

cease to impress

the sundance film festival started last week and runs through the end of this week. Its cool i guess but to go to a movie costs like 20 bucks plus you dont know if the movie is good or not. some movies that come out of sundance are amazing and their are some that don't make it out that leave you wondering if the people who made it were serious. a few days ago i was looking through a few descriptions of movies and found this one about a movie called Dead Snow. it reads: "A group of teenagers had all they needed for a successful ski vacation; cabin, skis, snowmobile, toboggan, copious amounts of beer and a fertile mix of the sexes. Certainly, none of them anticipated not returning home alive! However, the Nazi-zombie battalion haunting the mountains had other plans." (thank you LA times for this thrilling description) I would add a picture from the movie that was above this description but when i first started this blog i promised myself no pictures of nazi-zombies, especially ones that haunt mountains, and im sticking to my promise. i dare you to find a better description for a movie. if you do please share. Some movies have gotten pretty ridiculous. Have you seen the trailer to this My Bloody Valentine movie? i forgot to add that it is in 3D. i have a theory. any movie that comes out in 3D is making up for something. Im sure if the technology was around there would have been a lot of movies coming out in 3D. The Return of the Mummy 3D!(or any brendan fraser movie) Brendan Fraser is officially the first all 3D actor. i hope brendan doesnt read this. Homeward Bound 2 3D!!!! one time i went home with my brother and sister in law and sat in the back of the car with my nephews and niece. We had to choose a movie to watch. I wanted toy story but got out voted 3-1 losing to Air Buddies. horrible horrible horrible. the dogs talk. but i could see how if it was in 3D it would be an instant classic. the list of movies go on. so thank you 3D technology for giving bad movies something to fall back on. this is a long post. thank you to eric for bringing brendan fraser up while i was writing this and for making this picture of brendan become 3D and morgan for listing bad movies on facebook chat. hes still going as i am closing this. thats enough morgan.